Archive for wedgie-ville
I see things. Two crimes are going to take place soon. I don’t know where, and I don’t know when. I just know it’s going to happen. They must be stopped before it’s too late!
I was going through my blog stats this morning, when I came across the search engine terms (these are terms people used to find your blog). There they were right before my eyes. I could picture them being acted out. It was horrible. Traumatizing. They must be stopped!!
“grandma nasty atomic wedgie”
“boys giving girls atomic wedgies”
(There are real sick people out there, who google atomic wedgies and ways to torture their grandmothers. But the real sick thing is, they always happen to stumble onto my blog.)