I haven’t posted in ages because I was busy stalking. Noone in particular, just anyone who left their facebook account unprotected.

There’s this girl who graduated from our university. Never knew her. She was just a face in the vast crowd. Probably more than a year back I saw her at her work place & we exchanged acknowledgement smiles. I didn’t even know her name.

A couple of months later, I found her on fb, and guess what, her account was unprotected. I didn’t even request to be added as a friend. I didn’t need to! It’s amazing how much you can learn about a person by going through their fb wall and photos. I enjoyed logging in every now & then to see what’s new with her. I have grown very fond of her & her family!

Recently, I saw her again in person. I walked over to her to say hi and see how she was doing. “Hi Lexy (not her real name). How are you? How’s your husband? Did you enjoy your vacation in Hawaii?!”

If it wasn’t for the confused/shocked look on her face, I wouldn’t have realized at that moment that we’re not friends. WTF?! But I know her so well!!

And that is how I scared off a really good friend who didn’t know I existed. She’s such a tease, why leave your account so accessible when you don’t want people to stalk you? She’s lucky I’m not one of those crazy bitches who flip on you & ask why you’ve been ignoring them.