Atomic Wedgie
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Phantom of the Loo
You know how some people who’ve lost a body part have phantom parts? They feel that it’s there & that they can send or receive signals to/from it. But the horrible truth is, it’s not.
There’s this French woman who’s visiting the Dharma Initiative for the next couple of weeks. She has a phantom dick. She peed all over the toilet seat. Fucking filthy French. @_%^@*$@&_%