Atomic Wedgie
Deep & NastyArchive for food
Italiaaano
I haven’t written in a long time because I was busy eating in Paris, Marseille, Cannes, Nice, Monte Carlo, Geneva, and Milan. It’s amazing how much of a culture you can exprience by just trying their food.
Of course my favorite would have to be Milano, because I not only got to learn about the culture, but also the language of food. After spending four nights in Milan I am now proficient at the Italiano food vocabulary. Anything beyond food just doesn’t get past my skull, because eat was all we did, and we have the photos to prove it!
My food language came in handy once though when I screamed “il conto” meaning “the bill” at a nasty lady who bumped into me!! Ironically, the bill at the amazing tortelloni place really was a cunt.
Wiser
My wisdom tooth has been cracking its way through my skull. (Instead of turning wise, i’m turning into a numbskull.)
I finally went to see my dentist after trying all sorts of pain killers and anesthetics. First thing he asks me when he looks at the swollen friking wisdom tooth is, “Do you have a toothbrush at home?”
Hey, I can’t get my toothbrush that far, it’s too crowded in there, plus I’m a gagger!!! HELLO!!!
Right now, I’m overdosed on all sorts of meds. And, you’d think pain radiating in my oral cavity would stop me from eating. I’ve been stuffing my face silly. Hibernating this winter?
Desperate
I watched Beowulf in IMAX today, and it was awesome. I was completely caught up in the movie; for a while I felt like I was part of it. That’s how desperate I am to be part of something big – it’s so sad. Plus, the bisexual-slash-lezbo-slash-envious side of me always wanted to see Angelina Jolie naked in 3D! Totally worth the money we spent.
Anyways, I was saying, the movie in 3D was so amazing and so real!! As real as the ulcer I got in my mouth after eating at Japengo – fucking Spring Rolls. I should’ve settled for the hotdogs I had in the cinema.
I guess today was good, except for the part where my friend tried to jump me in the car. She wanted to prove me wrong coz I called her frigid. LOL!!
This Ramadan
… the rivalry begins.
It’s a fierce competition between Etisalat & du. They’re both so desperate, they sponsored all the TV shows & events. And, they’re paying so much, that the show durations are less than their ad durations.
Next year, they’ll be sending pots of Harees to people’s homes, or they’ll get the Imam at the mosque to advertise in between preachings.
