Atomic Wedgie
Deep & NastyArchive for Etisalat
Economic Crisis Rules!!!
I have been really enjoying the recession coz it hasn’t YET bitten me in the ass. I’ve been observing how things have been changing since the 4th quarter of last year – all of them good, for me at least.
For one, airfares have been dropping like bird droppings, which is awesome for me coz I love spur of the moment travelling.
Last week I went to Etisalat (my ISP) to transfer my DSL to a different location. I asked for an appointment Sunday. The technician calls me on Saturday, begging me to let him come over to fix it within 15 minutes. Who would’ve thought such a thing was even possible?! This is awesome.
Right when I was about to dismiss it as a coincidence, the cable guy called to ask if he can come by NOW to fix my new Showtime receiver, which was due THREE fucking days later! I hadn’t even finished the paperwork with them!
Ah, people are finally considering customer satisfaction, and what the customer REALLY wants. I’m just waiting for real estate to officially drop, so I can do my victory dance, and secretly pray I don’t get fired.
This Ramadan
… the rivalry begins.
It’s a fierce competition between Etisalat & du. They’re both so desperate, they sponsored all the TV shows & events. And, they’re paying so much, that the show durations are less than their ad durations.
Next year, they’ll be sending pots of Harees to people’s homes, or they’ll get theĀ Imam at the mosque to advertise in between preachings.