Atomic Wedgie
Deep & NastyArchive for drugs
Perfect Timing
Ghosts from my past ones who have made it clear they don’t want to be a part of my life anymore have suddenly emerged in the form of a text message.
And this had to come at a time when I’m struggling to keep up with my REAL friends.
Someone shoot me.
I know I have issues to deal with, and that I have disappeared from the lives of many, but I promise I’m not doing drugs – at least not the strong ones.
Maybe that’s why I’m fucked up! I need stronger drugs. So, if you have a joint I can smoke you can be my friend.
Otherwise fuck off coffee will do.
Wiser
My wisdom tooth has been cracking its way through my skull. (Instead of turning wise, i’m turning into a numbskull.)
I finally went to see my dentist after trying all sorts of pain killers and anesthetics. First thing he asks me when he looks at the swollen friking wisdom tooth is, “Do you have a toothbrush at home?”
Hey, I can’t get my toothbrush that far, it’s too crowded in there, plus I’m a gagger!!! HELLO!!!
Right now, I’m overdosed on all sorts of meds. And, you’d think pain radiating in my oral cavity would stop me from eating. I’ve been stuffing my face silly. Hibernating this winter?
Congestion?
I was telling my cousin today about the new drug for constipation. It’s expensive, but very effictive. SALIK, you just shove it up your ass nose.
