My wisdom tooth has been cracking its way through my skull. (Instead of turning wise, i’m turning into a numbskull.)

I finally went to see my dentist after trying all sorts of pain killers and anesthetics. First thing he asks me when he looks at the swollen friking wisdom tooth is, “Do you have a toothbrush at home?”

Hey, I can’t get my toothbrush that far, it’s too crowded in there, plus I’m a gagger!!! HELLO!!!

Right now, I’m overdosed on all sorts of meds. And, you’d think pain radiating in my oral cavity would stop me from eating. I’ve been stuffing my face silly. Hibernating this winter?