I went to my supervisor’s office to find him freaked out and staring at my head. I guessed there was something there. It was some sort of poisonous bug. According to him, if it bit me I’d have to go to the hospital straight away.

So I moved my head forward, and he bashed it in with a huge pile of papers. OUCH! The bug had flown by that time, and it didn’t get squashed on my head and oozed slimy stuff all over my face.

We didn’t find the bug after that. My supervisor was worried it might get him, but we forgot about later.

I just can’t help but think: Is it possible there never was a bug, and… ? Hmmmm?!