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My Ass is Grass

This diarrea is killing me! It was worst when on the plane. I tried to hold it back for 20 hours. The turbulance didn’t help at all.

Three days later, I am bound by my bowels to a kilometer radius from the hotel. After every snack, every sip of coffee, every meal, I have to run back to the room for emergency evacuation. Sometimes, as soon as I leave the bathroom, I feel my intestines churning again, ready for another go.

It sucks that this had to happen on my first real holiday. Dammit!!! I tried everything to stop it, even swallowing a tea bag. Ew… I can still feel it at the back of my throat.