I have been really enjoying the recession coz it hasn’t YET bitten me in the ass. I’ve been observing how things have been changing since the 4th quarter of last year – all of them good, for me at least.
For one, airfares have been dropping like bird droppings, which is awesome for me coz I love spur of the moment travelling.
Last week I went to Etisalat (my ISP) to transfer my DSL to a different location. I asked for an appointment Sunday. The technician calls me on Saturday, begging me to let him come over to fix it within 15 minutes. Who would’ve thought such a thing was even possible?! This is awesome.
Right when I was about to dismiss it as a coincidence, the cable guy called to ask if he can come by NOW to fix my new Showtime receiver, which was due THREE fucking days later! I hadn’t even finished the paperwork with them!
Ah, people are finally considering customer satisfaction, and what the customer REALLY wants. I’m just waiting for real estate to officially drop, so I can do my victory dance, and secretly pray I don’t get fired.
Wow, you’re a self indulgent bitch. It’s a real shame that there are people like you all the way in the UAE who are enjoying someone Else’s unfortunate circumstances due to the recession around the world. Who knows, maybe your fucking cable guy needs more work because the company he works for has downsized their employees, maybe it’s fun that the airline prices are dropping like bird shit, while employees at the airport are having their hours cut and facing job lose, who cares right? they’re expatriates anyways!. In the end, you’re going to be a big fool, and so is your country which spends countless of money into its luxurious developments, though not to mention your own peoples greed for jewelry, materialism and money, which will all be nothing since you’re living in between the disliked neighbors of the world. All good things must come to an end and will, good riddance to gold digging greedy pricks, you self righteous ass. Fucking emirate Sheika, emirates who exploit the general workers and foreign servants. I hope it makes you feel happy that I’ve also lost my job due to the recession problems, smug ass bitch, I bet your mommy and daddy pay for your shit anyways cause your cool rich little girl and one of the only privileged emirates who fuck the expatriates. Weeeeeee economic crisis rules! everyone else is getting fucked, losing their homes, losing their jobs and no money to feed their families, just like that husband and wife who lost their jobs and killed their own children before committing suicide, all because people like you are having a good time with others misery, you get a lot of discounts from the fucked little people. I can’t believe I was even your friend Hamda Al Fardin, stupid. Grow some fucking Empathy.