Atomic Wedgie

Deep & Nasty

I’m Selfish, So Sue Me

To carpool, the other party has to have a car, but rides with you anyways. But when they don’t have a car, and you have to fucking take them to work and back… that’s Taxi-ing. And, that’s what I’m doing. I’m fucking Taxi-ing. She even offered to pay me, which was beyond insulting.

I thought this was temporary, but she’s managed to weasel her way into permanent. And I hate weasels. I don’t even know her. If she was someone I knew more than 3 miserable days, it would’ve been alright. Did I ever mention that I hate people?

I try to make myself feel like a better person, by telling myself I’m helping the environment. But it’s not working. So, I’m gonna try and get rid of her. And when I die because of the toxins I produced in the air, I’m gonna look down or up (depending on where I’m going when I die) at Gaea and say it was totally worth it.

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  OCD wrote @

BURN THE WEASEL!
BURN THE WEASEL!

you remind me of a certain pittyful individual that couldn’t say the (N) word. that’s NO incase your mind is wondering to racists land.
all you have to do is tell her you can’t do it anymore without even proving a reason, you know it’s not your duty to be nice. you actually say NO sometimes and still go to heaven (if that’s what your worried about!). just say NO, and POP goes the weasel.

  Fatima wrote @

You know me OCD, i’m such a wuss when it comes to these. But i am throwing (very) subtle hints. Nothing seems to work with her.

On the other hand, i love the sound of weasels popping, so i might give that a try. No, i SHOULD give that a try.

And, thanks for totally making me laugh. You made my day a bit less sucky.

  bubblie wrote @

haha I drive my boss to work too. I use it as a time for bonding and u never know it might help me move up the corporate hierarchy. Can’t u use this girl for something similar.

I luv ure blog by the way

  Fatima wrote @

no i can’t use her… in fact according to the hierarchy, i’m 2 steps ahead of her!!!

thanx bubblie :D

  bubblie wrote @

no problem :)

  faisal wrote @

هههه
ما عليه ممكن الطرف الثاني له ظروفه لكن صح مثل ما ذكرتي بانه من فترة بسيطة وانتي اتعرفين الطرف الثاني .. لكن انا برأيي انا اشخاص مثل هذيل اذا ما يون بالاشارات فانا اقولج واجهيه وخبري الطرف الآخر بان الشي هذا ما اقدر اتواصل فيها لأني انا ما اقدر ارتبط بتوصيل او باخذ اي حد معاي وذلك لظروف خاصة ، وطبعا انا مبدئي في الحياه وهو بأن الشخص لازم يواجه المشكلة (طبعا الي عندج ان شاء الله هب مشكلة ) بس مجرد خلينا نقول عدم فهم الطرف الآخر والعكس صحيح
وشكرا

  Fatima wrote @

Faisal… thanx for passing by my blog… & you’re absolutely right… i need to confront her…

  Obsidian wrote @

Immigrate to Sharjah

  bubblie wrote @

hey, thanks for adding a link to my blog. I’ve moved to http://bubbliness.wordpress.com now. Long story. So u can update it if u want.


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