Atomic Wedgie
Deep & NastyArchive for January, 2008
Batman meets Wayne
I was late for a meeting this morning, so I didn’t have time to change into my lab coat. I entered the meeting room in my batsuit abaya to find everyone gaping at me.
Fatima, you look different today.
Ya, well, I don’t always wear the lab coat you know. I actually wear an abaya to the mall.
That was so weird. It was as if they had stopped seeing me as the “girl who joined our company” & I was more “one of us now”. But when they saw me in my abaya, I was “one of us who used to be that girl who joined our company”.
Finally, the two me’s meet!
Phantom of the Loo Returns: The Sequel
The phantom dick is back, except…
it’s not a phantom dick, it’s a fucking real one. Yes, I know what you’re thinking… eeeeeeewwwwwwwww! Shut up, I know!
*Shreiking in head, and throwing up in mouth*
One of the cleaning contractors has the weirdest fetish. He ignores “Ladies Toilet” signs. No that’s not his fetish. He ignores the men’s stall (because it used to be a men’s toilet), and the shit hole in the ground, and aims his filthy hose on the fucking toilet seat, and the floor. That’s the ass hole’s fetish.
I went straight to the Dharma Initiative administration manager and told him to grab him by the dick and shove him outside. We still need to find out who the phantom is. You know how sociopaths are, they look absolutely normal, like you and me. Well, at least me.
