The Dharma Initiative I work at is one of the best in terms of HSE (Health, Safety, & Environment). We have very high standards, I tell you! Health, safety, & environment are all we talk about.

One day, one of the employees comes to work with a nasty cough. He coughs his way through the morning meeting without covering his mouth, and totally sticking out his tongue as he goes at it. He even started gagging.

I haven’t seen someone cough like that since kindergarten when we used to totally fake it. I mean come on!! The sticking-tongue-out cough?!