Working in a place reeking with testosterone is a girl’s dream. However, there are many hazards to it, like inhaling too much of it that you start growing a beard, & talking the talk & walking the walk! That’s why you should be extra careful not to drift off with the crowd.

Yesterday, I came home from work feeling like a man, so I jumped into the shower & did girly things. I washed with aromatic soaps, put on baby oil, and applied all sorts of lady-like creams on my face. When I got out I had already decided I’d go through extra measures to maintain whatever is left of my femininity.

This morning, while walking to my department, I catwalked in my safety boots. Uncomfortable as it was, it made me feel better & I managed to turn a few heads. Not the sort of heads I was hoping for, though.

Maybe with more practice someone other than the gardener would notice I was a girl with a booty.