Atomic Wedgie
Deep & NastyArchive for June, 2007
Sleepless
It’s almost 3am, and I can’t seem to get any sleep.
I’m nervous as hell about the new life I’m starting tomorrow onwards. I start work on Sunday, but I’m moving to AD tomorrow. I’m not done packing yet, and I don’t think I will be at this rate.
I must get some sleep; I don’t want to doze off while driving tomorrow.
Ow, and I’m worried sick about my new fish pet, Wedgie. She hasn’t eaten in two days. I’m incubating her. I put her under my desk lamp, wrapped the bowl with a towel, & covered it from the top to keep her warm.
That’s sort of what they did to me when I was first born. My mom wasn’t even allowed to see me. And now I’m leaving the nest. But I’ll be back on weekends.
Congestion?
I was telling my cousin today about the new drug for constipation. It’s expensive, but very effictive. SALIK, you just shove it up your ass nose.
Operation Tan
… FAILED!!
However, the whole experience was amazing! It was chaotic to someone like me, but I enjoyed it. Having sand between my toes and all over my arms, and my body soaked with tanning oil would have otherwise made me freak out!!
But yesterday, I just let go! Completely! I didn’t care that my pants were all wet, nor that there was sand in my hair. I put my obsessive compulsiveness which is nothing like OCD’s on hold for those few hours I was at the beach.
Since I’m not travelling before I start work, this was probably the best way to kick back and relax. I feel like doing it again, even if I don’t get a tan out of it.
