Atomic Wedgie
Deep & NastyArchive for May, 2007
Decisions, Decisions
That’s all I’ve been doing since I graduated - making decisions. Everytime I think that’s it, no more, this’ll be the last one, something else pops up.
But right now, I’m torn between two job opportunities. Both are excellent. And I want both. “Mommy, can I keep them both??”
Unfortunately, I can’t, and it’s killing me. I’ve been dazed and oblivious of everything around me for the past few weeks.
I know there’s no wrong decision in this case. But, I don’t want to live my life with what ifs. I feel like screaming my head off. I hate this. I just want it to be over.
I’m gonna resort to God for help. At least then I won’t even be able to ask what if, ’cause I’ll be bound by a contract with Him.
Almost There
Yesterday I went for my pre-employment medical examination. For a moment, it felt like I had applied to NASA & they were testing my durability for outer space.
They took 4 gallons of blood, that around the end, the blood was so sluggish, & the nurses were going “Push. Push!” I was fasting, and they drained me off my blood. I think that was another test: remaining alive with no blood nor food in your system.
I was supposed to hear noises with very low amplitude and frequencies. I’m not Batman, but I can pull off being a side-kick!
And everytime I entered an examination room, I was asked to take off certain pieces of clothing. It got really frustrating, that I’d just strip naked every time I entered a room, without being asked to do so. The last doctor was shocked. She said, “I only thought you’d be more comfortable with your shoes off.”
Thank God I’m not a guy. I hear they get molested during these examinations.
Highlights
It’s been a very frustrating couple of weeks. Too many decisions to make which, by the way, sucks big time.
This morning however, was the highlight of it all. Finally, some good news, which I won’t be disclosing until something actually happens so I don’t jinx it.
I should celebrate. Perhaps I’ll go get highlights myself.
Precog
I see things. Two crimes are going to take place soon. I don’t know where, and I don’t know when. I just know it’s going to happen. They must be stopped before it’s too late!
I was going through my blog stats this morning, when I came across the search engine terms (these are terms people used to find your blog). There they were right before my eyes. I could picture them being acted out. It was horrible. Traumatizing. They must be stopped!!
“grandma nasty atomic wedgie”
“boys giving girls atomic wedgies”
(There are real sick people out there, who google atomic wedgies and ways to torture their grandmothers. But the real sick thing is, they always happen to stumble onto my blog.)
