Atomic Wedgie
Deep & NastyArchive for April, 2007
My muse
I was feeling inspired this morning at work and wanted to blog about the amazing novel I finished reading, The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand. I was gonna tell you all about how it changed my perspective of things and how I can’t stop thinking about it.
Until a forman entered the office… burped… groped himself… and left…
Not very inspiring.
BACK OFF!!
I’m PMSing and it’s bad.
Please, God, spare the people around me the misery that is me… protect them from all the things I’m going to say which aren’t necessarily false (it’s all from my unconscious). They don’t need to know I think they’re idiots. Especially, my friends, ’cause I won’t have any left by the end of this one. I sense a really hard one. I hope it knocks me out so I don’t have to go through it. If not, then knock the whole world out. I don’t mind.
God, if you can’t spare my friends, at least get me through tomorrow’s real job interview.
And please please please make me thin and sexy.
Finally…
My years 2 months of boredom are over. Tomorrow at 8am, I will be joining the working class! I’m so excited about it, like it’s a trip to France. Yes, I’m that much of a loser, but I’m no nerd.
If I know myself too well, I don’t think I’ll be getting any sleep tonight.
It’s not a permanent job, yet. More like an internship. This doesn’t mean I’ll stop hunting.
