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Happy Mother’s Day

To celebrate Mother’s Day, I took my grandma on a long road trip to and from AD. (Actually, she just had a hospital appointment and I was the only person with no life.) The two hour drive gave us the opportunity to do some bonding we never would’ve done otherwise.

Today, I learnt from my grandmother one of the most important things a girl needs to know, to deal with her husband – living through “the snore.” Considering the fact that most men snore, I’ll have to say I’m am now immune to it.

At first, I thought my grandma was really asleep and snoring her lungs and mucus out. But it turns out she was giving me a training session. She tried the subtle snore… the not-so-subtle snore… the there’s-nothing-subtle-about-it snore. I must say, the last one was traumatizing. But the fact that I lived through it means alot. I am now one step closer to being ready for life as a couple. 

However, my training has not been completed. I’ll be bonding some more with my grandmother, to get some of her wisdom in life.

Don’t get me wrong, my grandmother is a wonderful old lady, but I like to make fun of everything.

3 Comments »

  ward joury wrote @

ya7lelha .. bs mb chanech nesaity shu kenty etsawebha yom knty e9′3era o ma knty ………………….;p,, Bs zain ench 3eqalty al7en o 3erafty whats mean grandmother .
allah ye5alelkm eyaha ya rab =)

  OCD wrote @

it’s mother’s day not grandmother’s day, what did you do for your MOTHER!!!!??

my dad snores, my brother snores, my cat snores. Dad sounds like roadwork, brother sounds like he’s dying, cat sounds unlocatable. she snores and i keep on looking for the source of the sound everywhere and after minutes of searching i discover its coming out of her wet nose. SNORING, not PURRING that is.

what are we gonna do about the basket games? 5ala9 that’s it? the bitch won?

am very upset and (you know what) so forgive my $%^&* comment.

  Obsidian wrote @

My husband snored in every position; no matter how many times I nudged him. So after I complained a LOT; he did something which is terrifying to him, but he did it for me, and never mentioned he was doing it. Called me after his surgery to tell me he did it so he didn’t disturb me anymore. Of course, it eased his sleep too, as it was waking HIM up as well ;)


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